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waiting4codot:

TUMBLR MAN
A Parody of “Piano Man” by Billy Joel
Written and Performed by Codot

It’s 3am on a Saturday,
Usual crowd’s logging on,
There’s a young man on my follow list,
Slamming a hateful Anon.

He said “Dude have you heard of lobotomies?
You might want to give one a try.

And if you don’t think that it’s right for you,
You could always fuck off and die.”

Ohh Blah-de-blah, biddy blah.
Blah blah, biddy blah blah.

Publish a post you’re the Tumblr Man,
Publish a post tonight,

‘Cause we’re not in the mood for reality,
It’s boring, withdrawn and uptight.

Well Sarah’s a Superwholockian,
With a penchant for starting a feud,

While most fans are a pleasure, her petulant measure,
Augments her severe attitude.

She says, “Codot I think you’re an idiot,
If you can’t see that their love is real.

So I’ll write to their wives, tell them run for their lives,
Because they interfere with my feels.

Ohh blah-de-blah, biddy blah.
Blah blah, biddy blah de blah.

Now Tina’s a Fanfiction Novelist,
who never had time for a life,

and she’s talking to Tony, who’s clearly a Brony,
and claims Twilight Sparkle’s his wife.

Social Justice has gained mob mentality,
Pointing fingers while passing the buck,

and there’s two people tiffing o’er ‘Gif’fing or ‘Jif’fing,
when really man, who gives a fuck?

Publish a post you’re the Tumblr Man,
Publish a post tonight,

‘Cause we’re not in the mood for reality,
It’s boring, withdrawn and uptight.

Now I know that I’m being a little harsh,
t’ward the site that I used to adore,

but I can’t operate whilst I’m mired in the hate,
that is lurking behind every door.

And I’m sure that I’ll be catching hell for this,
Through the morning, the day, and the night,

But if you abuse me for my point of view, see,
All you’ve done is proven me right.

Ohh Blah-de-blah, biddy blah.
Blah blah, biddy blah de blah.

Publish a post you’re the Tumblr Man,
Publish a post tonight,

‘Cause we’re not in the mood for reality,
It’s boring, withdrawn and uptight.

(Note: All names mentioned in this song are completely random. This song is not targeting anyone specifically.)

Reblogging for the weekend crowd.

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TUMBLR MAN
A Parody of “Piano Man” by Billy Joel
Written and Performed by Codot

It’s 3am on a Saturday,
Usual crowd’s logging on,
There’s a young man on my follow list,
Slamming a hateful Anon.

He said “Dude have you heard of lobotomies?
You might want to give one a try.

And if you don’t think that it’s right for you,
You could always fuck off and die.”

Ohh Blah-de-blah, biddy blah.
Blah blah, biddy blah blah.

Publish a post you’re the Tumblr Man,
Publish a post tonight,

‘Cause we’re not in the mood for reality,
It’s boring, withdrawn and uptight.

Well Sarah’s a Superwholockian,
With a penchant for starting a feud,

While most fans are a pleasure, her petulant measure,
Augments her severe attitude.

She says, “Codot I think you’re an idiot,
If you can’t see that their love is real.

So I’ll write to their wives, tell them run for their lives,
Because they interfere with my feels.

Ohh blah-de-blah, biddy blah.
Blah blah, biddy blah de blah.

Now Tina’s a Fanfiction Novelist,
who never had time for a life,

and she’s talking to Tony, who’s clearly a Brony,
and claims Twilight Sparkle’s his wife.

Social Justice has gained mob mentality,
Pointing fingers while passing the buck,

and there’s two people tiffing o’er ‘Gif’fing or ‘Jif’fing,
when really man, who gives a fuck?

Publish a post you’re the Tumblr Man,
Publish a post tonight,

‘Cause we’re not in the mood for reality,
It’s boring, withdrawn and uptight.

Now I know that I’m being a little harsh,
t’ward the site that I used to adore,

but I can’t operate whilst I’m mired in the hate,
that is lurking behind every door.

And I’m sure that I’ll be catching hell for this,
Through the morning, the day, and the night,

But if you abuse me for my point of view, see,
All you’ve done is proven me right.

Ohh Blah-de-blah, biddy blah.
Blah blah, biddy blah de blah.

Publish a post you’re the Tumblr Man,
Publish a post tonight,

‘Cause we’re not in the mood for reality,
It’s boring, withdrawn and uptight.

(Note: All names mentioned in this song are completely random. This song is not targeting anyone specifically.)

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isaacweston:

"O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart! O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead”
1951-2014

isaacweston:

"O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;

The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;

The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,

While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:

But O heart! heart! heart! O the bleeding drops of red,

Where on the deck my Captain lies,

Fallen cold and dead”

1951-2014

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elizabethemilyholmes reblogged your audio post and added:

It was perfect until he misspronounced gif

Here we go again.

This is why I don’t post songs any more.

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I saw this:

and I just had to.

Credit to OP (Dragonmaw) for the gif.

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Quick Two-Face line for elzahchan - Hope you like it!

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I felt like doing lines from the 1989 Batman film, but with the Animated Series Joker.

I liked what happened.

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Felt like doing the Seneschal script, but the voice I liked for it was too far out of the Dragon Age world (in my opinion).

Enjoy xx

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I did a thing.

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CALL THE DOCTOR 
A Parody of “Come Together” by The Beatles
Written and Performed by Codot

(ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y)

Here comes the Time Lord, in his Suit and Sneakers,
With a Fez and Bow-tie, and a Cricket Jumper,
Got a Scarf down to his knees,
Flying in his TARDIS we just go where we please.

(ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y)

Through all his travels he’s met lovely ladies,
Picked some gorgeous Roses, saved some Noble lasses,
He protects all those he can,
Others turn and whisper Goodbye Raggedy Man.

Call the Doctor right now. Rescue me.

(ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y)

Regeneration’s how he keeps so healthy,
While he’s fighting Daleks, with his new companions,
But the truth chills to the bone,
Even with his comrades he is truly alone.

Call the Doctor right now. Rescue me.

(ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y)

He’s got new kidneys, doesn’t like the colour,
But the world loved him when they saw his peepers,
He said, “Stay calm under my wing -
Just one question: Do you know how to fly this thing?”

Call the Doctor right now. Rescue me. 

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Welcome to Night Vale (Originally Aired January 11th, 1931)

Just a bit of fun I had, making a section of WTNV into a 1930’s radio show.

If it’s well received, I may do a full episode like this. It was fun!

Enjoy.

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BATMAN (Requested my toonytoons1 and anonymous), as performed by a sick Codot.

I almost didn’t make it to end of this, as my voice decided it just wanted to quit.

This is from The Dark Knight Returns, when Bruce and Clark had an epic brawl.

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nerdgirlwithachainsaw:

thefabulousturtle:

10nants-hair-ruffler:

purple-bowler-hats:

superwholock-is-the-new-sexy:

theload:

waiting4codot:

My Favourite Things
Tumblr Edition
(This version written and performed by Codot)

Watching the clever consulting Detective,
Timelords and Doctors, and the Borg Collective,
Princes of Asgard and Angels with wings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Winchester Boys in their old ‘67,
Eccleston, Tennant, and Smith make 11,
Seeing White Walkers and Clashes with Kings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Wizards who cast spells with deadly precision,
Inspectors who say it’s “not my division”,
GIF-ing The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

When Arthur dies,
“Let me through, please!”,
When the Angels Weep,
I try to remember my favourite things,
and then cry myself to sleep!

Billionaire geniuses bringing the party,
Desperately trying to thwart Moriarty,
It’s never over until the Ood sings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

Fluttershy, Applejack, and all the Ponies,
NUTCRACKER! Sam takes one in the Cojones,
Aang, Zuko, Bolin and Korra’s Bendings,
These are a few of my favourite things.

What time is it, why it’s time for Adventure,
Feeling the love between Xavier and Lehnsherr,
In fact, let’s go mad with all our shippings,
These are a few of my favourite things!

When I get hit,
Right in the feels,
When it makes me sad.
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don’t feel so bad!

Codot I’m going to need to insist you sing for us more often.

I was physically paralyzed during the entire length of this song. I do believe I cried real tears. This man deserves to be placed among John Barrowman and Russell Crowe in terms of voice amazing-ness.

Oh My God I CAN’T BREATH….seriously HELP. This is my new favorite thing on tumblr! Everyone else can go home, and leave me to my fangirling!!!

They forgot Hetalia

THEY SURE DAMN DID.

With all due respect, if my (unintentional) exclusion on your fandom upsets you, then you’re more than welcome to write your own song.

I mean, that’s what I did.

(I never like when this song goes back into circulation; if it’s not the GIF/JIF debate, it’s the list of fandoms I missed.)

(via princesschainsaw)

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A Dalek Reads 50 Shades of Grey

Because why not?

(Testing out an effect with my recording programs, and thought, “What would be funny to read as a Dalek?” So I looked online and saw 50 Shades. I just… had to.)

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This was a suggestion from my brother, who thought people might like to hear (a younger) Tom Baker’s delivery of the “Hello Stonehenge!” monologue that Matt Smith did.

I was rather chuffed with how it turned out, which really is something because Tom Baker is basically one of my Voice Gods.

May he not smite me down for bringing great shame upon his house.

Enjoy!

Codot x